Some people are simply not cut out for marriage. Let’s face it, holy matrimony is not for everyone, some people are better off being single, and quite a few of them have no regrets about it whatsoever. This is especially true for Hollywood. Marriage and celebrity seem to be two things that don’t go well together, just like lawyers and, well, criminals. So for this listicle, we’ve mined the internet for celebrities who’ve either remained single or have gotten married once (or twice) and have vowed to never make the same mistake again. Of course, one never knows what the future holds, and they may very well pull a Clooney, but for the time being, these are the celebrities for whose marriages seem to be a curse.
The Wedding Crasher won’t need to worry about anyone crashing his wedding, and the simple reason for that is because he will probably never be having one, as dedicated to the single life he seems to be. Wilson has had a number of high-profile relationships—did you know he’s dated Kate Hudson and Sheryl Crow at some point? —but has never tied the knot, and for all practical purposes seems like he has no intention of ever doing so. He’s a father though, which is swelling, considering he was always the eternal bachelor. In any case, it’s still possible for Owen to get married, since he admitted that, to some degree, he’s become more sentimental in life. But we’ll neither be betting on it nor holding our breath.